Cold Maple Cloth: The Farewell Tour of a Delusional Diva

Who says you have to be successful to have a farewell show? Sydney is a 26 year old failing musical theatre actress, and she is ready to quit! But not without a little attention! She is leaving show business for a “boring, normal person job”... or so she thinks. When an unexpected visitor from her past interrupts her plans, she is reminded of the reason she followed her dreams in the first place, as she rediscovers what is truly important to her, and what makes an artist truly “successful”. A campy musical comedy with a whole lot of heart, Cold Maple Cloth will have you leaving uplifted, inspired, and of course, aching from laughter! Featuring songs from beloved musicals as you’ve never heard them before, this will be an hour you’ll never forget. You might even leave inspired! (Or if not, you’ll leave annoyed, and isn’t art supposed to make you feel something?) All the way from Canada, this show is ready for a smash debut at the Lambeth Fringe!

Cast & Creatives

Writer& Director: Sydney Page

Performer and Collaborator: Sierra Philbert

Assistant Director/Dramaturg: Caroline Wiechers

Music Director: Annie Wang

Choreographer: Patricia Barlow

Date & Time: Friday 24th and Saturday 25th October @5:30pm

Running Time:  60mins

Content warnings: Age 14+ Mentions of Misogyny, Body Image, Rude Drama School Teachers, Strong Language

Latecomers may not be admitted. ​Ticket purchases are non refundable.

Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.