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Don't Stand Up

2 Oct 2026

Don't Stand Up

Don't Stand Up is a metaphor of Maria's life in the shape of a stand-up comedy show that goes completely wrong.

 Maria is a Portuguese humidity officer at Humido Regulado. She decided she needed to engage more with the English community and Stand-up seemed like a perfect start.

 This is her first time on a stage. She has her notes, her water, her stool. She is ready.

 This absurd comedy weaves physical theatre and object manipulation with experimental sound design, where everything on stage is alive, reactive, and largely uncooperative.

 Don't Stand Up is sixty minutes of chaos, laughter, and one woman who refuses to leave the stage. Whether the audience does the same is entirely up to them.

Writer: Joe Mackintosh

Director: Dulce Duca with mentoring from Ursula Martinez

Creation process guidance: Thomas Monckton & Paul Currie 

Dance Choreography: Anjali Mehra 

Lighting Design: Jenny RoxburghTechnician : Tom Clutterbuck 

Music composer: Hugo Branco 

Costumes: Sarah Munro 

Stage technician: Mathew Herman

Funded by Arts Council England and co produced by Norwich Arts Centre and The Seagull Theatre

Running time: 60mins

Date & Time: Friday 2nd October @9pm

Audience Guidelines

Latecomers will not be admitted. Ticket purchases are non refundable.

Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.

Venue: Arch 555 at Silly Towers

The Bureau of Silly Ideas is a leading UK outdoor arts company that has been transforming public spaces and making accessible art for over 20 years. They live in the railway arches behind Brixton station, and are dedicated not only to making quality art all around the world, but also here at home. They recently launched Club Silly - a place for creatives to get neighbourly, and a chance for us to build the community that has grown around BOSI.

Arch 555 is a ground floor railway arch which measures 7.2m x 11.8m. It is an excellent space for Theatre, Cabaret, Exhibitions, Music Events and as a workshop for larger construction.

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