If You Like Piña Coladas with Bum Notes

Warning: This show contains romance, rampant foolishness and at least two bottoms with saxophones attached.

Piña and Coladada are on a heroic quest for love. They are gloriously underqualified.

Guided by Bum Notes, a musical duo with bottoms for heads and a remarkable talent for rear-end jazz - they stumble and spin through a delightfully ridiculous world of clowning, courtship, vogueing, improbable dancing and spectacularly bad decision-making. Every step of their adventure is fuelled by boundless optimism, questionable logic and the unwavering belief that love is worth looking very, very silly for.

Inspired by the gleeful anarchy of Spike Milligan, the physical comedy of silent cinema and the mischievous spirit of Commedia dell'Arte, this wildly interactive show invites audiences to become willing accomplices in the chaos.

Expect audience participation, unexpected props, enthusiastic "ooohs" and "aaahs", increasingly frantic applause and a spectacularly silly finale involving a classical statue. The less you know, the better.

A delightfully daft 30 minute comedy for anyone who enjoys visual humour, interactive theatre and embracing the absurd.

"Crazy fast-paced silliness." - Audience member, Jamboree 2026

"A surprising feast of hilarity." - Audience member, Riverside Studios 2025

Writers: Sasha Bowles & Laura Moreton-Griffiths

Director: Nat Kennedy

Cast:

Sasha Bowles

Laura Moreton- Griffiths

Rebecca Glover

Colin Humphries

Running time: 30mins

Date & Time: Saturday 3rd October @9pm

Content Warnings: Images and sculptural objects representing genitalia.

Audience Guidelines

Latecomers will not be admitted. Ticket purchases are non refundable.

Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.