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Paintaz

15 Oct 2026

Paintaz

“Question: You wouldn’t change me, would you? Like, if you could change me, would you? I hear you know all about transformations.”

Party Paintaz Sip and Paint promises bottomless wine and a chance to embrace your inner artiste. Right up Marcel’s alley, he brings his good friend Teyana along, whose only objective is to drink to her heart’s content and prove she’s more than just a HR baddie. Bette, the relentlessly optimistic workshop host, is determined to make sure everyone leaves with a masterpiece, or at least a good time.

But some afternoons refuse to go according to plan...

As the familiar gives way to the inexplicable, Marcel and Teyana unexpectedly find themselves in an increasingly surreal situation that paints a very different picture from the one they were expecting.

Paintaz is an inventive comedy where the absurd and the deeply human work in tandem to explore identity, friendship and angst amongst millennial Londoners, and moments when life gives you no choice but to stop playing it safe.

“There’s something to be said here about how external influences over which people have no control continue to affect them for years or even decades.” - LondonTheatre1

Cast & Creative Team

Unshaded Arts

Writer: Syeshia Sweeney

Director : Nicole Sawyerr

Cast: Hassan Govia, Jess Pentney and Maria Yarjah

Date & Time: Thursday 15th October @ 8:30pm

Running Time: 60 mins

Content warnings: Suitable for ages 14 and above, contains strong language; depictions of hypnosis and altered states of consciousness; references to mental health, self-doubt and anxiety; themes of rejection and vulnerability; mild audience interaction.

Latecomers may not be admitted. ​Ticket purchases are non refundable.

Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.

The Bread & Roses Theatre receives no core funding and survives almost entirely on ticket sales. Any donations, help us support independent arts and theatremakers - an essential step in preserving the future of fringe theatre. 

Venue: The Glitch

The Glitch is a vibrant artsy café & bar and unique creative space in the heart of Waterloo, created by VAULT Creative Arts, producers of VAULT Festival. Good coffee, cheeesy toasties, cold beers, delicious cocktails and the most welcoming staff. It’s the perfect place to meet with friends, work in comfort, or relax admiring local artworks. As the evening draws in, the space morphs into a lively bar with intimate nights of comedy, theatre, music, spoken word, and special one-off events and parties. A unique space with plenty of atmosphere that’s open and inclusive to all. Queer-friendly and proudly a safe space for the LGBTQIA community, with many events led by or created for queer people.

The Theatre is downstairs at The Glitch with a capacity of 54 and versitle set-up. Ideal for theatre, comedy, experimental, cabaret and WIP shows. Full tech spec cab be viewed here

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