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scott manley hadley: Seventeen Songs About Lonely Vampires

3 Oct 2026

scott manley hadley: Seventeen Songs About Lonely Vampires

What is a vampire? A creature of desire and hunger, and most of all, loneliness. scott manley hadley aka SOLID BALD has never been a vampire, but they have often been alone. In 17 songs about lonely vampires, scott performs 17 original songs that explore what it means to be a vampire, and what it means to be alone.

In this WIP performance combining alternative comedy, music, literary commentary and performance art, scott looks towards the ways in which they have failed to achieve personal goals through a non-vampiric lack of driving hunger, but also how becoming a vampire is something they fear... The eternity, the danger, the violence, the risk of the lack of love...

The show will explore specific fictional vampires and vampire lore, and contain performances of vampiric characters, and reflections and jokes about self, ageing, identity, mental illness and, maybe, desire.

There will be songs (17). There will be vampires (quantity unconfirmed). There will probably be blood (not the film). There will be loneliness.

SOLID BALD COMEDY Presents

Writer: scott manley hadley aka SOLID BALD

Director: scott manley hadley and friends

jfd and other friends - creative consultants

Running time: 50mins

Date & Time: Saturday 3rd October @7.30pm

Content Warnings: Some strong language, discussion of mental health, discussion of violence

Audience Guidelines

Latecomers will not be admitted. Ticket purchases are non refundable.

Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.

Venue: Arch 555 at Silly Towers

The Bureau of Silly Ideas is a leading UK outdoor arts company that has been transforming public spaces and making accessible art for over 20 years. They live in the railway arches behind Brixton station, and are dedicated not only to making quality art all around the world, but also here at home. They recently launched Club Silly - a place for creatives to get neighbourly, and a chance for us to build the community that has grown around BOSI.

Arch 555 is a ground floor railway arch which measures 7.2m x 11.8m. It is an excellent space for Theatre, Cabaret, Exhibitions, Music Events and as a workshop for larger construction.

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