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The Wolves of Saint Matthew's (The Glitch)

9 Oct 2025

The Wolves of Saint Matthew's

Faith didn’t pay the bills. The Euromillions did. West London priest Father Kit Breakwater was meant to save souls, not slip notes from the parish pot. But with bills mounting, a frozen church boiler, and a crippling gambling addiction, he’s been taking more than just confessions from his parishioners. Then one night, a £21 million lottery win changes everything - and Kit is thrust into a moral freefall. Should he use the winnings to put things right... or bury the truth forever? The Wolves of Saint Matthew’s is a sharp, darkly funny, and blisteringly contemporary one-man play about power, guilt, addiction, and faith in crisis. Expect rave anthems, gospel hymns, and a priest who’s one sermon away from total collapse. Blending pulpit and performance, beat drops and Bible verses, it’s Fleabag meets Breaking Bad - with a dog collar.

Cast & Creatives

Writer & Director: James Wood

Father Kit Breakwater - Lawrence Harp

Date & Time: Thursday 9th October @5:30pm

Running Time:  60mins

Content warnings: Age 16+ Strong language throughout. Discussions and depictions of gambling addiction. References to clerical abuse and institutional corruption within the Catholic Church. Descriptions of sexual activity and references to sex work. Blackmail and coercion. Death.

Latecomers may not be admitted. ​Ticket purchases are non refundable.

Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.

Venue

Venue: The Glitch

The Glitch is a vibrant artsy café & bar and unique creative space in the heart of Waterloo, created by VAULT Creative Arts, producers of VAULT Festival. Good coffee, cheeesy toasties, cold beers, delicious cocktails and the most welcoming staff. It’s the perfect place to meet with friends, work in comfort, or relax admiring local artworks. As the evening draws in, the space morphs into a lively bar with intimate nights of comedy, theatre, music, spoken word, and special one-off events and parties. A unique space with plenty of atmosphere that’s open and inclusive to all. Queer-friendly and proudly a safe space for the LGBTQIA community, with many events led by or created for queer people.

The Theatre is downstairs at The Glitch with a capacity of 54 and versitle set-up. Ideal for theatre, comedy, experimental, cabaret and WIP shows. Full tech spec cab be viewed here

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