Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down

"You do whatever makes the clients happy, because that is when you get the tips. And it’s all about the tips."

William Sanderson has seen it all. He travels all over London every weekend entertaining clients. One of the best. He rarely gets phased by anything. And he stays that way by religiously following his 10 Commandments for any party. But everything he thought he knew about himself and his profession gets thrown out the window when he has to train up a handsome new entertainer, fresh out of drama school.

'Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down' brings together true stories from Ben's experience of being a kid's entertainer for over six years, mixed with the uncanny similarities between one of the oldest professions and this relatively new profession. Be prepared for the awkward, the outrageous and the outright unbelievable world of kid’s entertainment that you never knew existed in our very city.

Cast & Creatives

Writer, Director, and Performer: Ben Everett Riley

Date & Time: Monday 20th and Tuesday 21st October @7:30pm

Running Time:  55mins

Content warnings: Age 16+ Strong Language, Sexual References

Latecomers may not be admitted. ​Ticket purchases are non refundable.

Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.