
Working Girls Double Bill: LoveLoad Cubicles X 0800-Hot-Tits
Ever accidentally told your entire family that you have a girlfriend (who doesn’t exist), only for them to invite both of you to a wedding—so you panic-rent a humanoid robot, Lola Loveload, but you’re broke and can only afford the basic service package, and the robot turns out to be glitchy as heck, and the entrance to the rental facility is in a disused toilet, guarded by the least friendly receptionist, Carol, you’ve ever met, who clearly holds contempt for all humans entering her robot domain?
No? Really? Well, Alice has...
Or perhaps you’re more tempted by the sultry voices of the HOT TITS HOTLINE—women doing whatever it takes to get by. Rachel’s crushing the leaderboard, Lotus hasn’t had a single call, and Callie’s hiding bruises. It’s a hilarious workplace farce full of phone sex fails, misdialled mums, and dodgy clients—but beneath the laughs lies a story of sisterhood, survival, and saying no to the scripts that exploit us.
From a glitchy AI girlfriend to a chaotic sex hotline with secrets, Working Girls is a surreal, sharp, and painfully funny comedy double bill about how capitalism, tech, and trauma commodify women’s bodies, time, and love—while demanding we keep smiling. Blending bold feminist theatre with sketch, satire, and raw emotion, both shows explore how women are shaped, sold, and stretched thin—tackling care, consent, and connection with glitter, rage, and broken tech.
This is the first outing of two brand new, original, female-led plays that don’t behave. Working Girls flips the script on sex, service, and survival. This is a work-in-progress performance.
Details
Writer: Lydia Cashman
Director: Susanna Wolff
Date & Time: Sunday 5th October @9pm
Running Time: 60mins
Content warnings: Age 16+ References to Assault & Strong language.
Latecomers may not be admitted. Ticket purchases are non refundable.
Concession prices apply to students; under 18s; pensioners; those on disability and unemployment benefits; Equity, BECTU & SDUK members.